Christmas on Monster Island

So I spent this morning in a meeting and returned to find that office elves had decorated my cubicle for Christmas. I really need one of those turrets from Portal to guard my workspace from coworkers. That's twice this week I've been vandalized.

How tall is Mole Man's tree if Giganto has to hang the ornaments on it?

My "Grinch on a Cubicle" beats your "Elf on a Shelf"

Mechagodzilla Jr. prepares to escort Santa's sleigh through heavy resistance

It's just not the holidays without zombies

Jurassic Ark

So I sent this email to a few coworkers yesterday:

Check out these actual pages from a Louisiana science textbook:

Here Is What Louisiana Schoolchildren Learn About Evolution

The part about Noah saving dinosaurs from the Great Flood makes me want to write a screenplay for one of those Christian movies (like Fireproof or Facing the Giants) about the 2 T-Rexes and the 2 Velociraptors wreaking havoc on all the other pairs of animals. The title? “Jurassic Ark.” Writes itself.

And this morning I arrived at work to discover this carnage on my desk, courtesy of my boss:

 

Ah, I love my job. Now I need to dig up the photos of what they did to my cubical wall after I put up the "Post No Bills" sign...