Check out these actual pages from a Louisiana science textbook:
The part about Noah saving dinosaurs from the Great Flood makes me want to write a screenplay for one of those Christian movies (like Fireproof or Facing the Giants) about the 2 T-Rexes and the 2 Velociraptors wreaking havoc on all the other pairs of animals. The title? “Jurassic Ark.” Writes itself.
And this morning I arrived at work to discover this carnage on my desk, courtesy of my boss:
Ah, I love my job. Now I need to dig up the photos of what they did to my cubical wall after I put up the "Post No Bills" sign...