Christmas on Monster Island

So I spent this morning in a meeting and returned to find that office elves had decorated my cubicle for Christmas. I really need one of those turrets from Portal to guard my workspace from coworkers. That's twice this week I've been vandalized.

How tall is Mole Man's tree if Giganto has to hang the ornaments on it?

My "Grinch on a Cubicle" beats your "Elf on a Shelf"

Mechagodzilla Jr. prepares to escort Santa's sleigh through heavy resistance

It's just not the holidays without zombies