To commemorate the days when Sir Charles Barkley used to keep Godzilla off the streets by challenging him to the occasional basketball game, I created this display for my desk by modifying a metal bookend and a Playmobil goal:
You'd think all those people would have moved their cars out of the parking lot before the day of the big game. This doesn't look like the sort of activity their insurance is likely to cover.
And because this video never gets old:
By the way, I really wish someone would make a figure of Godzilla with his sports goggles...
...and Nike shoes:
Sir Charles Barkley vs. Godzilla (and Mitt Romney)
Sir Charles Barkley vs. Godzilla II
Kingdom of Monsters: Godzilla, Lady Gaga, and the Giant Armadillo of Texas (includes the Barkley/Godzilla success story)