Hahaha, oh man, I love that trailer guy. I still quote parts of it, especially the "YOU MAY WISH TO DENY IT!" line. I bet I could dig up worse for you, but that would be cruel.Interesting trivia note: this version of the trailer is the one for "Kaiju O Godzilla", the Japanese release of King of the Monsters. They cropped it and released it in scope format, even though the original film ISN'T in scope!
That is interesting. I'd never heard of the "Kaiju O Godzilla" release before. Thanks Chris!